STREAM TONIGHT + Can I Make Malört Taste Good?

Heroes,

A friendly reminder that I will stream Assassin's Creed II tonight starting at 9 PM Central. I will keep track of Ezio's kill count and desync count (game overs), pledging a dime per kill and one dollar per desync.

I will keep track of things both in real-time and verifying in via the in-game stats at the end of each stream. This will be a bit of a pain as my Stream Deck Pedal broke, so I have to move it to a button, which I'm sure I'll forget to push more than once.

Can I Make Malört Taste Good?

The answer is probably no, but I'm gonna try anyways. Instead of creating horrid concoctions, I'm gonna try to do the opposite and see if I can put it in something that doesn't taste horrible.

I will do this every $500 raised (as now, I'm just over $300 away). I'm sure I'll fail repeatedly.

If you donate $100 or more, I'll have a "Chicago Pope" which is Malört with some Italian version of it. Yes, this means if you time it at a $500 threshold, it's double duty for me.

Crowd Control Stream Pushed Back a Week

Yes, yes, I know I said the first Saturday of every month, but that was before I realized my kids have a back to school event that will last until 9 PM. Considering that I know that I wouldn't be ready until 10 PM at best, I'm just gonna punt to the next week.

You'll be able to torture my virtual viking again on Saturday, August 8.