Come Join Me for Two Horrible Drinks Tonight

As I write this, I’m currently encoding the final VoD of last week’s stream in which Exdeath completely trashed my party over and over again, capping the death tax. At the end of the stream, I said I’ll have to figure something out.

My genius self, in the name of Changing Kids’ Health, figured donating the death tax to put a carrot in front of everyone to hit the next incentives was that something.

Well, those were hit in no time and chaos rules are now active. All four jobs will require re-rolls—and I will likely have to escape Castle Exdeath to gear & level these jobs to progress and redo the whole damn dungeon.

Plus, as these donations also complete weekly incentive plus a major incentive, I have to drink both The Re-Roll and The Meteor created by ChatGPT.

The job re-rolls will happen at the beginning of the stream as will consumption of The Meteor beverage. When I return from my first hourly break, I’ll partake in The Re-Roll because I’ve learned spacing out incentive beverages is a requirement to um…stay awake for a full stream.

As a reminder, the next incentive, which is just over $450 away, forces me to fight the Shinryu and Omega superbosses with whatever the dice decide. As a further reminder, these headaches continue to keep me away from Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom, a torture on a level I can’t adequately describe.

Keep those donations (and associated pain) coming!

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Donor Incentives: Notre Dame Sims

One of the most popular things that I ever did back in my Her Loyal Sons days were the Notre Dame CPU vs CPU sims, with commentary, via NCAA ‘14. Despite retiring from HLS, requests for the sims persist.

I’m bringing them back, but for a price. The prices just so happen to align with the get-in prices that Notre Dame is actually charging.

I’m splitting games into two tiers. When you hit these tiers for the year, you will have the right to “purchase” a ticket to a private stream & VoD. I will also have a season ticket tier available as well.

Here is the breakdown:

• Regular Sim Ticket: $65
• Premium Sim Ticket: $150 (each premium ticket includes a regular sim ticket)
• Season Tickets: $500 (will include the bowl game/playoffs)

The premium games are Ohio State, Southern Cal, Clemson, and Bowl/Playoffs. Also, please note that there will be no Tennessee State sim as the FCS teams aren’t really available in the game and just ends up being a boring, one-sided romp. Pass.

I’ll have donation lookups available by the end of the month. Ticket requests will be available closer to the season.

Donor Incentives: Physical Giveaways

I am still working on finalizing the physical giveaways, but here is what I have so far:

• $8 - Extra Life “verified” sticker that may or may not resemble a certain blue check on a certain social media site
• $25 - Gamin’ 4 Aven Sticker & Button
• $65 - Extra Life Coozie (because the Sim requires drinking)
• $150 - Extra Life 11 Oz Tumbler/Slim Can Cooler
• $500 - TBD
• Top Donor (Non-Milfy Division) - TBD

Each tier includes all items above it. Physical Items will ship in January 2024.

I Want These Things, But Don’t Have the Money!

Well, I got good news for you: Tiltify’s Amplify feature. In short, you’ll get a personal fundraising link. Donations made from your link will count towards your donation total.

Yes, that means even if you donate $0, you can get all the incentives listed above. I will also have a separate prize package for the top Amplifier as well.

Here’s how it works:

1. Click this link
2. Follow the directions to generate your personal Amplify link (and please share your email as this is how I will track/contact!)
3. Share it with everyone you know
4. Get sweet swag and exclusive sim access!

Just like Amplify links, one of the best ways to help my Extra Life campaign is by sharing posts just like this one!