Assassins & Vikings & Minecraft--OH MY!

Ryan Ritter

07 Aug 2025 — 1 min read

Heroes, this week is a big one as I will be going live three different times this week.

Tonight (Thursday) at 9 PM CDT, I'll head back into Renaissance Italy for Ezio to begin his journey of vengance in earnest. Last week, I racked up 58 kills and that was without having weapons and skills available most of the time.

As I pledged last week, I'm donating a dime per kill, putting me up to $5.80 after just a single week.

On Saturday at 9 PM CDT, I'll fire up Crowd Control and enter the world of Viking purgatory once again in Valheim. As a reminder, you not just need to purchase coins, but use them in my stream for me to get credit.

Here are the base effects (each coin is a penny and I will have custom pricing). In addition, I'm granting myself a chance to tap out with a $50 donation to reset all effects and give myself 10 minutes to regroup.

Sunday, at the usual 2 PM CDT, I will head back into Minecraft in our Hardcore SMP server. If you missed last week, you missed the first full party wipe, causing us to lose EVERYTHING we set up to help us with moves (donkeys and happy ghasts). We are now 5,000 blocks away and starting up again from scratch.

I hope to see y'all this week!

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